Even though I am on vacation, I am still going to follow protocol and do my TMI Tuesday post in its regular timeslot. If you want to be a part of TMI Tuesday all you have to do is go to http://tmituesday.blogspot.com every Tuesday morning to get the questions. Then post the answers on your blog.
1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc).
Music - the right song ("Insaitiable", "Adore", "Ask Yourself", "Moments In Love", etc) can definitely get me in the mood.
Words - there is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman whispering sweet nothings in your ear. . . unless that same woman is talking dirty.
Being Teased - I want it all, so if you just give me a little taste, I'm going to want it even more.
Being Tickled - Don't even get me started on this one.
A Formal Event - Next to being naked, I think a woman is at her sexiest when she is dressed for a formal event.
Dancing - they say that a way a person dances can tell you a lot about what they are like in the bedroom.
The Chance of Being Caught - I have an inner exhibitionist in me and get turned on by the thought of being caught. The idea of sex in a public place is a real turn on.
2. What are your non-genital errogenous zones and what do you like done to them?
If a woman was to slowly brush her finger across my neck, right at the hairline, she can definitely get things started right. And if we are sitting down, and she slowly rubs my thigh going towards my knee she will have me biting my lip.
3. What sounds get you sexually charged?
The combination of a beautiful woman and the sounds of a beautiful woman whispering something naughty in my ear can get me charged the fastest.
4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex?
Fifteen months, but this current drought has just passed the 13 month mark with no end in sight.
5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don't you like it?
That's a tough one because any sexual position is a good one (it means you're having sex). I guess, if I had to pick one, I would have to go with the one where she's laying on her stomach and I'm hitting it from the back. It's not that I don't like it, it would just be my least favorite.
Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be?
Too bad most of these are unrealistic. And so that nobody reads too much into it, I'll list them alphabetically
1. "Anonymous Blogger #5" (dominate) - Even before we met, I can admit that I've been intrigued by her. Definitely an experience that I would love to have.
2. "Blog Crush" (submit) - This woman has had my mind spinning since day one and if ever given the opportunity to go there with her I would truly let her have her way with me. She could probably get me to do things I haven't even thought about doing before.
3. "Guyana" (dominate)- Anyone who has read my blog from the beginning knows about the relationship between "Guyana" and I. A relationship that has had its ups and down but has never reached this point. Another experience that would be enhanced by the emotional connection that is shared.
4. My Dominican Co-worker (dominate) - If I could turn back the hands of time, instead of dating the Jamacican girl that works in my building, I would have dating a certain Dominican girl who happens to work for the same company. We have known each other for a few years and have been real cool, but have always respected each others situations. This would be one of those "If Only For One Night" situations.
5. My Puerto Rican friend from high school (dominate) - Based on recent conversations, if my shy behind had said something back in high school, I could have gotten with her. I don't know why she chooses to tell me this now, but now its making me think. And after "Ay Papi", I am even more courious now than I wwas back then.
And now, the return of the Union of Anonymous Bloggers. I gave them two weeks off because of the interview series I did, so they should have some good questions for me. Let's see what they come up with:
Blogger #5: if you were the father of halle berry's baby would you feel like she would try to be the mother and father since clearly she's been wanting this for a while and if she did try to take over what would you do?
Yes, but I think that about any mother. Especially after they've carried the child for nine months. I don't think she'd prevent me from being a father, but if she did she better do a good job. Just know that she couldn't keep me out of my childs life.
Blogger #3: If ever, have you ever tasted your semen? If so...how many times?
I've never done it, but I have thought about it. Luckily I have had others do it for me, so I can just go and ask them about the taste.
I entitled this post "Tell'em How You Feel Thursday" instead of "Confirm, Reaffirm, Reveal" because I'm about to get on my soapbox and vent a little. Now, usually, I don't tell you who these statements are referring to, but in this case, I will. #14 is directed at Bill O'Reily. Recently, after Mr. O'Reily had lunch with Rev. Al Sharpton at Sylvia's restaurant in Harlem. Afterwards, he went on his television show and said the following:
"I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. It was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks (and has a) primarily black patronship. There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming 'motherfucker, I want more iced tea'. It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people [who] were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn't any kind of craziness at all."
History dictates that we have been the most civilized group of people on the planet. Over the course of time, we have shown restraint during times when it would almost be justified to go off on somebody. From the "yes, massa", "nuh, sir", "i's be mo dan happy ta do it fa ya, sir" slavery days when we were getting our asses whooped (by white people) if the lemonade wasn't cold enough. To the early days of freedom when we were "Driving Miss Daisy" and holding other service positions like bell hop, busboy, elevator operator and ushers (while white people either ignored us or disrespected us on a daily basis).
To the non-violent protest when we were (finally) standing up for our rights while we were getting hosed and beat with billyclubs (by white police officers under orders from white elected politicians). To the sit-ins when we just could take it anymore when we are getting rocks thrown through our windows (by white people) - the original drive-bys. To the boycotts when we wanted equal rights (while the mother fuckin' Klu Klux Klan burned down our houses).
Even now, Mr. O'Reily, we can't even pull out our wallets, have a damn bachelor party, or sit under a fuckin' tree, without getting pistol whipped, shot, or humiliated. And don't let me get caught alone in an elevator with a white women who will clutch her purse regardless what I'm wearing and where we are. Yet, WE are the ones you expect to be uncivilized. Ain't that a bitch? I'm Organized Noise, and THAT is how I feel. . . I need a drink.
What makes your best friend so special?
Submitted by Jessmiloo.
What can I say? My best friend is special to me because she is grounded and not afraid to tell it how it is. . . at least when it comes to me. She could easily use her looks and success to her advantage, but she is too humble for all of that. She has flaws and isn't afraid to let them be exposed. She too is a work in progress, which is funny because we each think the other one has everything we want. We are different, but we are the same. In a funny way, we complete each other.
1. Define "infidelity" as it relates to a relationship. Have you ever been guilty of infidelity? Have you ever been the victim of infidelity? Have you ever been a participant in someone else's infidelity?
To me, infidelity is that act of doing something with your someone other than your significant other that you should only be doing with your significant other (i.e. intimate physical contact, sex, kissing, cuddling, etc). Have I been guilty of it . . . sadly, yes. Have I been a victim of it . . . unfortunately, yes. Have I been a part of someone elses's infidelity . . . you guessed it, yes again.
2. What is the last thing you stole?
Damn . . . Gotta think about that for a second. Let me answer the other questions and get back to you.
3. Name one place in your country that you have never been but would like to visit and why.
Honestly, I want to go to Alaska. I have been intrigued by Alaska since I was in 8th grade and did a report on the Exxon oil spill. Ever since I saw the movie "Insomnia" I have wanted to go to Alaska in the middle of the summer. From the pictures I've seen, it looks like a very scenic place.
4. What movies can you watch over and over again?
There are several movies I could watch over and over again. "Kings of Comedy", "Coming To America", and "Borat" are just a few.
5. Who is the last person you saw naked?
Damn. I'm assuming that you mean live and in person. In that case, it would be "Guyana" on Valentine's night (sadly, that doesn't mean I got any)
Bonus (as in optional): In honor of the 237 reasons we have sex study. Tell us at least five but not more than ten reason you have had sex.
1. It was a boring Friday night
2. Heat of the Moment
3. I lost a bet
4. A game of truth or dare got a bit carried away.
5. I wanted to have sex with her and opportunity presented itself.
2. What is the last thing you stole?
Ok. After thinking about it for a while, I'd have to say that the last thing I stole was a box of file folders from work.
How old were you when you had your very first boyfriend/girlfriend? Do you still know them now?
Submitted by KIM.
Not counting that puppy love stuff from elementary school, my first girlfriend was in 8th grade. Her name was Nickkia and we were together for a few months. Standard for a junior high school relationship. We lost touch for a while, but found each other again thanks to myspace.
1. What is the worst/corniest pick up line someone has used on you and/or you used?
I never really tried to use lines on women that often. As shy as I used to be, I can't remember a single line that I've used, good or bad.
2. Have you ever gone out on a date with someone and went home with someone else? Explain.
Wow. What a question. Let me think. Actually, there was. The 2001 Kappa Kruise. My date was a teammate from Honda Campus All-Star team. After the cruise was over she wasn't feeling well so I took her back to her room. While walking back to my room, I ran into a friend of mine who was trying to impress this girl, but she didn't want to go anywhere without her roommate. I went along to basically run interference and ended up working my into a little something myself.
3. What is the worst thing (spread a rumor, hook up with their SO, etc...) that you did to a friend? Did they do anything to deserve it?
My freshman year in high school, one of my boys was dating this girl that I was also attracted to. I knew he was cheating on her. One day, I waited for her after practice (she was on the track team), brought her a sandwich and told her everything that was going on. They broke up the next day. Did he deserve it, yes. Did he forgive me, yes.
4. What is your favorite sex scene in a regular movie (not porn)? Why?
Too many to choose from. The first two that came to mind are the scene in the parking lot in "Body of Evidence" where they had sex on the hood of the car over crushed glass. I'm not necessarily feeling the crushed glass, but the sponteneaity, combined with the risk of getting caught would be such a rush. Who can forget the infamous sex scene in "Monsters Ball" ("I want you to make me feel good")? I wonder how many times Billy Bob messed that scene up. I know I would have been messing up on purpose. Damn that professionalism shit. After thinking about it a little longer I would add any of the sex scenes in "Unfaithful". I'd also give an honorable mention to the sex scene in "Something New", but that is strictly because of Sanaa Lathan.
5. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? What would you change on your SO?
That's easy. I'd drop about 20 pounds. Then again that is a current work in progress. I guess I would have to say that I wish I wasn't as passive as I am.
Bonus (as in optional): What countries, other than your own, have you had sex in? Was it someone on the trip with you? Someone from that country?
Besides the United States, I have had sex in Mexico. . . oh how I miss Cancun. It was with "Ay Papi" as we celebrated our one year "anniversary". Boy did we celebrate. If the walls of that hotel room could talk . . . then again. What happens in Cancun, stays in Cancun.
If you knew you had one week to live, what would you do, where would you go, who would you see?
Submitted by normatheartist
Just because I'm going to die in a week does not mean that all of a sudden a Brinks truck is gonna throw a bag of money in my face on my way to work today. That means that plans to go to Austrailia then come back and run around the county and try to fuck every woman on the "women I want to fuck (again) list" are going to have to wait until the next lifetime.
Trying to be as realistic as possible, I'll probably continue with my plans for this weekend, then go to work on Monday to get my last check. With the money from that check I would go to down to Maryland. I'd walk the campus of my alma matar one more time, then call a friend of mine. I'd recreate our first date, only this time there'd be a more appropriate ending. When I returned to New York, I would hit up all of my favorite spots one last time and watch the sunset from Rockefellar Park, then watch it rise again over the East river. On the last day, I'd check into a hotel room and die peacefully in my sleep.
Nothing exciting, but in a realistic world, that would be about the best way I could go out. I didn't come into this world with fanfare so its only appropriate that I go out the same way.
For someone who hasn't had any in a while, I've talked about sex a lot recently on my blog. Because of that, I am glad to see that this weeks set of questions from <a href ="http://tmituesday.blogspot.com">TMI TUESDAY don't have much to do about sex. Enjoy and feel free to answer these yourself.
1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Under. It just seems weird to me if its over. Sometimes, I'll change it and make it under.
2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?
Everything down. I grew up with a bunch of women so they trained me well.
3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]
That would have to be May 19th, a little before 5 in the afternoon. Probably my most memorable kiss this year.
4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]
I would say have sex with someone. If she fell in love with someone else there's almost no way I would be able to keep her. When I lose her heart, I lose the person.
5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?
Let's see, assuming it was $1,000,000 AFTER taxes, the split would go like this:
$500,000 to invest in various accounts, hoping to generate enough interest over the course of a year so that I would be able to quit my day job.
$300,000 for a three bedroom co-op in Queens or Nassau County
$100,000 to my church's building fund (insert random building fund joke here)
$54,720 for a years rent at <a href ="http://www.apartmentguide.com/propertyphotos.aspx?srch=lt_1_1**st_1_21**mtr_1_67**listingpricelow_9_0_-1**listingid_2_45916">my weekend getaway in Baltimore
$20,280 for <a href ="http://www.edmunds.com/new/2008/ford/escape/100848605/optionsresults.html?action=2">a new ride
$15,000 to pay off my student loans
$10,000 to throw the ultimate black tie event for me and all of my friends.
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.
Damn. As much as I do share here on my blog there is also a lot that you all still don't know about me. I guess, since this is TMI Tuesday I should give you something juicy. Here goes . . . when I go to work every day, I am in the same building with three women that I've had sex with.
What was your favorite road-trip of all time?
Submitted by bodhibound.
Arguably, it would have to be the one I just took. I spent this past weekend in the Berkshires of Massachusetts. To read about it, click here.
Tuesday is starting to become one of my favorite days of the week. For those of you who have been around for a while, you know what that means? Time for two of my guilty pleasures, "Big Brother" and TMI TUESDAY. Feel free to participate. All you have to do is go to the TMI TUESDAY blog every Tuesday morning and get the questions.
1. Leather, lace or silk?
The initial answer is that it doesn't matter as long as it eventually ends up on the floor. The thought out answer is that it depends on the body type. Some women can pull off leather, some can pull off lace, others can pull off silk. All things being equal, leather would probably turn me on faster. Silk would be second and lace third.
2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?
Nope. Hell, the only magazine I subscribe to now is Black Enterprise. I can't even remember the last time I looked at a Playboy or Hustler magazine . . . and those XXX magazines that you have to sneak into 7-11 at 3 in the morning to buy are a little bit out there. I'd look at them, but wouldn't surbscribe.
3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?
I am so far behind. I haven't done anything sexual in the water. Not even a kiss. Maybe someone can help me work on that.
4a. The three words that best describe you in bed are patient, uninhibited, and unselfish.
4b. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are agressive, talented, and uninhibited.
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?
Other. Losing my virginity was my girlfriends idea of the perfect Christmas present.
Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited - "Fuck Me Mike"
b) make you squirm - "Prostate Examination Time"
c) make you laugh - "Kings Of Comedy"
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